Try to be happy and do not despair
you'll have lots of laughs and plenty to cheer
look in the mirror and take a step back
lovely reflection and nothing you lack

so put on your lippie and push your chest out
bright red and shiny to make your lips pout
run down to the salon and get your hair done
cascading and trendy but please lose the bun

off to the boutique to buy frock of your dreams
nice new stilettos of patent that gleams
next is the handbag of croc leather made
forget all the PC that bureaucrats laid

a taxi to friends house is on the list next
make sure that she’s ready by sending a text
off to the nightclub and dancing til dawn
and forget about PD like its never been born.