SKINT
I’m a big fan of channel four morning line
I follow their tips round the tracks.
That’s why I’ve no cash in me pockets
And no bloody shirt on me back.
Tipsters Francome, Mcquirick and Thompson
Have just about bankrupted me,
I would have done better using a pin,
Than betting on the tips from those three.
I remember one nag they all liked a lot,
They said, “it’s a cert to go in”.
I fell out with my spouse when I remortgaged house,
To put money on this horse to win.
It was called lucky fella, top weight in a seller,
Well drawn on the rails in stall one.
When the starter said go, it came out very slow,
And all its chances of winning had gone.
So to all you morning line viewers
I’ll give you this hot tip for free.
Take no notice of those so-called experts
Or you’ll end up skint just like me.
By
Alfred Weston
© Copyright Reserved 2003
I’m a big fan of channel four morning line
I follow their tips round the tracks.
That’s why I’ve no cash in me pockets
And no bloody shirt on me back.
Tipsters Francome, Mcquirick and Thompson
Have just about bankrupted me,
I would have done better using a pin,
Than betting on the tips from those three.
I remember one nag they all liked a lot,
They said, “it’s a cert to go in”.
I fell out with my spouse when I remortgaged house,
To put money on this horse to win.
It was called lucky fella, top weight in a seller,
Well drawn on the rails in stall one.
When the starter said go, it came out very slow,
And all its chances of winning had gone.
So to all you morning line viewers
I’ll give you this hot tip for free.
Take no notice of those so-
By
Alfred Weston
© Copyright Reserved 2003
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