Give me a driver with plenty of screw,
Don’t spare the vodka or I wont spare you.
Little of orange to give it some bite,
Up to the middle, yes, that’s it, just right!

Pour out that liquid and into the glass,
Called Galliano, its adding some class.
Next is the ice cubes we smash into rocks,
Slice of an orange , it’ll blow off your socks!!!

Named Alexander with brandy as base,
Best with an X O to wind up the pace.
Picking a Cognac from vine of Remy,
Mix it with  la creme from Curacao Bay.

Double the full cream and stir it with force,
Serve it as dessert which is the third course.
Sprinkle some nutmeg to give it some spice,
Surprisingly strong and looking so nice.

This is a c.o.c.k.tail that warms up your heart,
Rusty by colour and Nailed when you part.
Made with a Whisky from Scotland is best,
Maybe an Irish but leave all the rest.

No Jack and Danny or Jimmy the beam,
All of these bourbons pour into a stream.
Next is Dramboue, please handle with care,
Pour into Whisky as much as you dare.

Called a Black Irish or Velvet to some,
Empties your pockets, it costs quite a sum.
Black as the night sky and topped by a fizz,
Not for the raincoats that play in the quiz.

Guiness from Eire and Champers from France,
Mix it in England and them watch em dance.
Jigging with paddys that stand by the bar,
Smooching with froggys that go Oh la la.

This is MY c.o.c.k.tail that I made last night,
Blowing my head off like some dynamite.
Basing with brandy and adding some gin,
Two shots of vodka, I started to grin.

Disguising its strength with apple and lime.
Thought of a patent for making it mine.
Bedding your Daughter is such a great name,
Only the Landlords will get all the blame.