CRAZY BIG THING FOR MONEY

(With sincere apologies to Queen and their song Crazy Little Thing Called Love)

This thing for money
I just can’t handle it
This thing for money
I must get wads of it
And I’m ready
Crazy big thing for money

This ( this thing ) for money
( For money )
I cry ( like a baby )
In the shops all night
I spend ( woo  woo )
I lend ( woo woo )
I shake all over like a jellyfish
I kinda like it
Crazy to spend more money

There goes my money
I know how to spend a big roll
It drives me crazy
It gives me hot and cold fever
Then it leaves me with a great big debt

I gotta be cool, relax, get credit
Get some more plastic
Take a back seat, think right
Even go and sell my motorbike
'Til I have the readies
Crazy big thing for money

I gotta be cool, relax, get credit...

This thing for money
I just can’t handle it
This thing for money
I must get wads of it
And I’m ready
Crazy big thing for money

By
JOHN HAMPSON
© Copyright Reserved 2009

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