CODSWALLOP

I decided to go where I’ve never been before,
Because I needed a change and a rest.
So I set off one day by myself on me own,
With some clean underpants and a string vest.
I hadn’t walked far, just a few thousand miles,
When I met a friend I didn’t know.
He was going nowhere so I said I’d join him,
If he had time to wait, “half a mo”.
“Wait half a mo, what language is that?”
Said this friend I hadn’t met before.
I answered him saying, “It means just a tick,
Straight away or in a little while for sure”.
“Ok” said this friend I hadn’t seen before,
“I can wait half a mo if you like”.
“But if you cum in a tick or straight away,
I’ll give you a lift on me bike”.
So I got on his bike by myself on me own,
And where we went I didn’t really care.
We went like the clappers for miles and miles,
Till we finally ended up nowhere.
But I’m not staying here by myself on me own,
With this friend I hadn’t seen before.
I’m leaving in a tick, straight away or in a little while
And I’m not coming back anymore.

By
Alfred Weston
© Copyright Reserved 2003

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