CHIN-WAG
I’ve decided to join up wi “Weight Watchers club”
Cos I thought it wos reight thing to do.
For wen I looked thru mirror this morning I found,
Instead of just the one chin, I’d got two!
I heard chin number one say to chin number two,
“Move over cos I am the number one choice”.
Chin number two said “but I’m bigger than you”
In a very loud and authoritative voice.
“This face that we share can’t survive on fresh air,
It eats and devours food with vigour and zest.
So tough luck owd son, I’m now number one,
Cos after all wi all know biggest is best”.
Well! I decided to go on a diet to keep my chins quiet,
Cos I’d heard enough of their bloody cheek.
And thru sheer resolution I’d found the solution,
By going to Weight Watchers Club every week.
By
Alfred Weston
© Copyright Reserved 2003
I’ve decided to join up wi “Weight Watchers club”
Cos I thought it wos reight thing to do.
For wen I looked thru mirror this morning I found,
Instead of just the one chin, I’d got two!
I heard chin number one say to chin number two,
“Move over cos I am the number one choice”.
Chin number two said “but I’m bigger than you”
In a very loud and authoritative voice.
“This face that we share can’t survive on fresh air,
It eats and devours food with vigour and zest.
So tough luck owd son, I’m now number one,
Cos after all wi all know biggest is best”.
Well! I decided to go on a diet to keep my chins quiet,
Cos I’d heard enough of their bloody cheek.
And thru sheer resolution I’d found the solution,
By going to Weight Watchers Club every week.
By
Alfred Weston
© Copyright Reserved 2003
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