AS SUTCH
I’m bored with this election,
Fed up with all this sleaze.
This farce has gone on far too long,
And it’s time for it to cease.
It’s time to talk about important things,
Like schools, health and pensions.
But after weeks of endless canvassing,
They’ve hardly had a mention.
I’ve listened to all the leaders,
Ashdowne, Major and Blair
And I’ve come to this conclusion
That they just don’t bloody care.
So when it’s time for me to vote,
As if I really care that much.
I’ll vote for a candidate talking sense,
The Monster Raving Loony! “Lord Sutch”
By
Alfred Weston
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